i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
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We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
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I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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