yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
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Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
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I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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