she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
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my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
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I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
He better not be in your backpack
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
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