still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
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It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
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Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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