i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
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I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
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Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
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You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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