yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
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Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
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I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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