I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
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The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
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This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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