She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
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The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
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When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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