There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
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im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
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Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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