He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
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Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
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Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
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