we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
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I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
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In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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