Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
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okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
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its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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