I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
the raccoons are back...
Randomize