grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
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Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
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He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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