So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
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I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
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My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I just gargled with NyQuil
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