The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
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So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
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75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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