What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
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it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
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It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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