brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
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Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
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Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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