I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
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is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
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No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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