Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
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Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
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Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I have fence marks all over my body
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
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