apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
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you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
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I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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