i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I hate all girls vehemently.
I CAN MOONWALK!
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
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He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
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Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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