I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
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He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
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I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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