i always forget guys have bellybuttons
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
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The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
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Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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