I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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