So drunk its hurt
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
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What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
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I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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