Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
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i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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