I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
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my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
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note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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