Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
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im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
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I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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