no. you can't hotbox the world.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
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Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
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I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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