Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
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What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
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He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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