Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
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All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
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Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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