Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
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its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
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