did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
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Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
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They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
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You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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