i would punch a child for taco bell
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
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He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
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This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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