all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
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They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
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Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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