she was so not down for the gang bang
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
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come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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