I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
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i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
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I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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