K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
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Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
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Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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