There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
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2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
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I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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