There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
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and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
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No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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