looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
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Come see our sink grown plant.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
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No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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