Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
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at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
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Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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