Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Dick very happy bro
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