Please, let me fuck your mom
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
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If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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