i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
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Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
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I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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