THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
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Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
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Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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