i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
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the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
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Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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