I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
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MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
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I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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