hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
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throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
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Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
HEβS PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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